If we want to boil that down even further we arrive yet again back at at that simple truth of “people like things and don’t like other things.” Hoo boy, let me tell you, these are some guys that really do not like high-waisted shorts. Here are Jon, 32, and Nick, 29, to end us off: That’s really the crux of almost every one of these comments: this item of clothing does nothing for me as far as attraction/arousal. I’ll do my best not to take the comment about uncircumcised penises personally and instead concentrate on the aspersions this guy is throwing out there, namely that these young women are “boner killers”. I always just assume that girls who wear high-waisted shorts are rocking the old-school, nude-colored, belly button-touching granny panties underneath.” Girls that wear them literally look like they smell bad. They look as off-balanced as an uncircumcised penis. His comment has absolutely nothing on Nick, 36, who shares that they are: With that out of the way let’s reiterate that Aaron doesn’t like high-waisted shorts because they make their wearers look like little plaything Frankenstein monsters, which I again think is great because I haven’t thought about that movie in years. To be perfectly fair, if Hesseltine’s male friends don’t fall into that age range then they don’t, but it does create a situation where men in their thirties are looking down their noses at women a decade younger than themselves. This is pretty odd given the fact that most of the women wearing high-waisted shorts typically fall more into the music-festival-attending crowd, which I would classify as late teens to mid-twenties. Now I should probably address that little factoid about Aaron and how the rest of these guys are on average at least five years up on him. I place this gif here without an ounce of sarcasm.

But hey, if they make you feel pretty, keep on wearing those diaper shorts.” For the most part, I think they make girls look like misshapen science experiments that’d you find in Sid from Toy Story’s bedroom.

“Very rarely have I seen a girl in high-waisted shorts and been into it at all. I particularly enjoyed his comment because of the comparison he makes: As it stands I’ve forced myself to pick only four. I will also admit that I chose what I personally find the worst of the bunch.įirst off is Aaron who, at 25-years-old, is the youngest of the bunch. I’m going to admit to every one of you how much of a struggle it was not to copy and paste every single one of the dozen comments into this post, making unkind remarks about every one. So I asked for their input, and as always…priceless.”Īt this point I can only assume that her hypothetical audience is sitting on the edge of their seats, just dying to know “What do guys really think about my high-waisted shorts?” It would be nice to get some sort of common consensus about almost anything, and the male perspective on this item of clothing isn’t a bad place to start. “-but I was made aware that my male friends were NOT on board with this look. Hesseltine admits outright in her second paragraph that she ” couldn’t care less which unflattering clothing items from Urban Outfitters females choose to wear in their attempts to be trendy-“. Then that sentences continues and fulfills the promise of the title: We can have our own opinions about a number of things, and if one of those things is what Vanessa Anne Hudgens of High School Musical Fame chooses to encase the lower half of her body then more power to you. Which, as I mentioned from the beginning, is more or less okay. “Girls of all ages, body types, booty types, and textual orientations have been rocking these denim doozies with crop tops, fake flower crowns, and leather boots in 3,000-degree weather because fashion.” The article that I’m responding to, “What Guys Really Think About Your High Waisted-Shorts”, was written by Ashley Hesseltine, and I think it’s safe to say that she makes her opinion about particular fashion trends starkly apparent from the start. The people wearing the item of clothing she’s railing against are described as: There are some things I like, and others that I don’t.

I suppose I could state that I am a straight male who is attracted to most women, but all that would reallyĬommunicate is the obvious fact that I am a human being who has his own personal preferences, just like anyone else. I’m not really sure how to preface this post.

Do men dislike high wasted shorts